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Hey all.
Trampis' birthday last night,
and it was bananas.
First we went to Splice (where I'm going to throw my party)
got a shot there,
then went to the Sapphire Room and got martinis,
and then to the Trash, which sucked, so we split a pitcher and peaced
to Sin City.
Some people might ask,
"how drunk were you Tim?"
and the answer to beat all answers
would be
"I got so drunk I pissed myself"
sigh.
I passed out on the couch and pissed myself.
Yep.
How cool am I?
I don't remember the last hour of my night,
after I drank the beer I found...
maybe I got date raped?
Either way,
it was fucking fun,
and I want to do it again
(minus one unfortunate detail)
So, laugh,
I did...
for a very long time.
=)
Here Is Unconditional Love - Tower of Power

ALSO.
Winner's has some DOPE
new era hats for 16.99 and 19.99
so if that's your game,
then head over and pick some of 'em up!