Okay,
so had a conversation with a girl,
and she used to love Criss Angel.
Okay,
A) how can you believe ANYTHING you see on TV (except discovery channel of course, that shit is bomb)
B) how can you you believe MAGIC on tv, where there is a phrase "TV MAGIC"
C) this guy thinks he's jesus, what gives.
D) The whole, I perform stage tricks gimmick is a millenia old, get some new tricks.
E) court jesters were ALWAYS the ones beheaded first, why is this guy still alive?
F) look at him.
G) LOOK AT HIM
H) every red neck hick that believes Australia's water draining the opposite way is black magic love this fucking guy...that says alot.
I)HE KISSED PARIS HILTON EWWTFOMGZ
J)do you really believe heavy metal goths can fly?
K)he is also a really good actor...coincidence?
L)he pays his audience, ho hum.
M)LOOK AT HIM
N)video editing to perform tricks...MAGIC, grade 9 commtech MAGIC
O)he just does the same tricks, but on tv, and gets paid for it. lots and lots and lots of money.
P) he admits he's a fake. yet people still love him. for fucks sake people.
Q) kay, i was gonna go to Z but i ran out of ideas.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.
so had a conversation with a girl,
and she used to love Criss Angel.
Okay,
A) how can you believe ANYTHING you see on TV (except discovery channel of course, that shit is bomb)
B) how can you you believe MAGIC on tv, where there is a phrase "TV MAGIC"
C) this guy thinks he's jesus, what gives.
D) The whole, I perform stage tricks gimmick is a millenia old, get some new tricks.
E) court jesters were ALWAYS the ones beheaded first, why is this guy still alive?
F) look at him.
G) LOOK AT HIM
H) every red neck hick that believes Australia's water draining the opposite way is black magic love this fucking guy...that says alot.
I)HE KISSED PARIS HILTON EWWTFOMGZ
J)do you really believe heavy metal goths can fly?
K)he is also a really good actor...coincidence?
L)he pays his audience, ho hum.
M)LOOK AT HIM
N)video editing to perform tricks...MAGIC, grade 9 commtech MAGIC
O)he just does the same tricks, but on tv, and gets paid for it. lots and lots and lots of money.
P) he admits he's a fake. yet people still love him. for fucks sake people.
Q) kay, i was gonna go to Z but i ran out of ideas.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.
1 comment:
Heh. Chris Angel can blow me.
Actually, I retract that. Looking down only to see that face would put me on an entirely different level filled with desperation. The day that happens, I am merely a sad little existence. Yikes.
Post a Comment