header.

So... this is the header I intended, but apparently blogger doesn't allow animated headers. So until I get my own website, the other one will have to do


EDIT!!!! figured it out.
haha genius, I tell you! jk. hope y'all like it.

drank

Time to get my drank on tonight.
Will be at a party near downtown, I am assuming,
and I'd invite anyone who feels like it,
to call, but...erm, my phone is still disconnected,
so really this is a pointless post!
In the meantime, check this:
mp3: Justice - Stress (B-more Remix)
decent!

lame work

So, after that absolutely miserable day at work, I realized how utterly
dependent everyone is on their material goods to satisfy happiness.
Now, I'm not saying I don't like my new kicks, or new era hats, or brand name t's,
but some of the feeble, old ladies, middle aged single moms, or daddy-rich teens that come through,
literally are completely unhappy without their weekly Winner's purchases. They base their lives on whether or not they got a good deal that day.
One phone conversation:
women: "don't even begin with the budget in my fucking ear again, dave!
... no, I don't care....just figure it out!....I didn't get a good deal today, what the fuck do you think?"
Seriously people,
the fact that Winner's sells brand names for 60% apparently gives a breath of life to a whole new monster: the middle-class brand whore.
When did this happen? Middle class people are suppose to be the ones that will take the fancy clothing...as long as it's cheap, they don't care about brands...but wish for them as well.
Now Winner's offers these people a whole new way in which to full fill their lives.
It sickens me when women come through my till,
buy a few hundred dollars worth of clothes and then tell their friends how much better they feel:
"omg, at least I have a pink cardigan now! My wardrobe was useless without them."
Some Characteristics of Winners Whores:
1) LOTS OF MAKEUP
2) friend equally as lost in life
3)lots of clearly fake jewelry, some brand name purses etc. clearly purchased from winners.
4)expensive cell phones (illusion of importance)
5)USE THE WORD "CUTE" non stop. ("look at how cute this is!" "omg, these shoes are so cute")
6)reek of cheap, powerful perfume, clearly purchased from winners.
WW are what make my job interesting, and frustrating.
They want every article folded like its Versace,
want every item wrapped like D&G made it.
Treat every shoe like a Prada.
it's WINNERS FOR CHRISTS SAKE.
rant, end.

double header.

two in one day...
that's how bored I was.
of equivalent length here,
a couple repeats on the songs,
sorry they were stuck in my head.
I tried to use newer(to my library) material,
and see how it went.
Either way..
you be the judge.
happy listening
DJ crkd - Final Two Mix

Tracklist:

Purple Lens Game (Bloody Beetroots Remix) – Crookers

Freak Night (Fastastadon Remix) – Hot Pink Delorean

Miscommunication (Bloody Beetroots Remix) – Timbaland

Fa Fa Fa (Miami Horror Remix) – Datarock

Boombox (LA Riots Remix) – Kylie Minogue

Bonafied Lovin (YUKSEK Remix) – Chromeo

D.A.N.C.E. (Your Dirty Habit Remix) – Justice

Don’t Stop The Music (LAZRTAG Club Remix) – Rihanna

Aurora (Riot in Belgium & Knightlife Remix) – Alex Gopher

Pro Nails (Tepr Remix) – Kid Sister

Disco Sirens (Calling in Sick Remix) – Midfield General

Give It To Me (Calling in Sick Remix) – Timbaland feat. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake

Oh! - Boys Noize

Let’s Make Love And Listen To Death From Above (RAC2 Remix) - CSS

mstrkrft appreciation day

So,
I listened to MSTRKRFT's
2 hour mix last night,
the essential mix on bbc radio 1
and it was really really good.
so good, in fact,
it made me appreciate them that much more.
Their style and precision is perfect,
melding songs together like they were meant to be.
I threw together this mix this morning,
with them in mind.
It's half hour long,
a bit longer than usual,
I couldn't decide when to end it.

DJ crkd - MSTRKRFT appreciation mix

On another note,
my phone has been completely disconnected.
That is what I get for not paying bills.
Fuck.
So still rocking the winner's job
but if you need employment,
or knows someone that needs employment,
or heard of somewhere that needs employment...
let me know, please?

Dj Illo this saturday at Blueroom.
10$, do I go?
We will see,
should be an ill show though.
I can't wait! (if I go haha)

P.S.
My thoughts on Indiana Jones:
Okay, it was a sweet movie,
made me love Indie that much more,
made me want to do a 4 movie marathon,
made me want to go find secret treasures in ancient
Ptbo ruins, like old sickles, or other such crazy instruments of torture.
What it did NOT do, is be a good movie.
Honestly,
there is nothing to it.
No mystery, no suspense, no...honesty.
It really did feel like they were making it, as George says: "to get the family back together"
whatever that means, Georgy, you and Spielberg made a semi-decent flick,
with HUGE series appeal.
Lucky.
So, definitely go see it if you love Indie,
do not go see if you want to see a good movie.

That's all for now folks!

Tracklist:

Black Eyes (Le Castle Vania Remix Remastered) – Snowden

North American Scum – LCD Soundsystem

Gravity’s Rainbow (Soulwax Remix) – Klaxons

Control (LA Riots Remix) – Kid Sister

Love in This Club (MSTRKRFT Remix) – Usher

Neon Knights – MSTRKRFT

Licky (Krunk Mix) – Larry Tee & Princess Superstar

Decadanse – Felix Cartal

C.Y.O.A. (LAZRTAG Remix) – Heartsrevolution

Bounce (fear Nore) – MSTRKRFT

Yr Mangled Heart (Guns N Bombs Remix) – Gossip

Bonafied Lovin’ (YUKSEK Remix) – Chromeo

Homezone – Digitalism

Disco Sirens (Mr Gaspar Remix) – Midfield General

Beeper (Fake Blood Remix) – Sinden & Count of Monte Cristal

Don’t Stop The Music (LAZRTAG Club Remix) – Rihanna

Aerodynamic – Daft Punk

DANCE (MSTRKRFT Remix) – Justice

Tenderoni (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Chromeo

(You are listening to

Mika - Lollipop (YUKSEK Remix))

oh yah

I think I'll start posting tracklists.
make it easy on you.

Me Against The Music (Justice Remix feat. Madonna) – Britney Spears

Fun Punch (Calling in Sick Remix) – Bag Raiders

I Love It (Riot In Belgium Forest Rave Mix) – Sneaky Sound System

Cross the Dancefloor – Treasure Fingers

Disco Sirens (Calling in Sick Remix) – Midfield General

Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix) – Larry Tee ft. Princess Superstar

Fancy Footwork (Dusty Diamonds Feet of Fury Remix) – Chromeo

Stronger (A-Trak remix) – Kanye West

Oh! – Boys Noize

Put Your Hands Up For Detroit – Fedde Le Grand

B.O.U.N.C.E. (feat. N.O.R.E.) - MSTRKRFT

werd.

So today at work sucked.
Really, I felt like shit.
Was not fun, but so worth it last night.
anyways,
got myself some new kicks, jeans and a new hat(finally)
You'll probably see all of the above next time
you see me!
anyways,
here's another mix.
I saw some superb local dj's at the loft party
on sat night,
got kinda inspired.
anyways.

DJ crkd - Birthday Mix
Licky (Herve Goes Low Remix) - Larry Tee fr. Princess Superstar

we're gonna party...

woot.
19 years of age,
don't feel a second older.
It must be the chronic abuse of laws,
that makes me not care about the sillie holiday
one calls your birthday. However eventful and awesome
it always is (everyone loves their birthday)
It seems almost...repetitive
or is that just me.
haha.
either way,
I highly enjoyed
My weekend overall.
Friday night went to my friends
farm and had an absolute awesome drunk
time, then saturday night went to a loft party downtown
that was super dope. I had alot of fun over-all,
although the sunday work is bumming
me out. sigh. I guess money
is to be made!
thanks for
all
the shout
outs I received.
My friends are sweet. haha
PEACE!

(i love this song so much, I think you should too.)
Disco Sirens (Calling in Sick Remix) - Midfield General
Disco Sirens (Them Jeans Remix) - Midfield General
Disco Sirens (AudiosyncratiK Remix) - Midfield General
... I think you get it.
Haha.

yah..

you're NOT suppose to lose
your virginity in
a sparkling clean
public washroom!?
LIES!
Treasure Fingers - Cross the Dancefloor

Yo
new mix
not much
was bored today
you should check it out
sorry about the constant use
of Disco Sirens by Midfield General
I just can't get away from it, I love it so much.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this, as I said, not very technical.
enjoy.
DJ crkd - Loser ltd. Mix.

mxtp

since I actually know
most of the people readingthis,
I burnt all my mixes onto a mp3 cd...
if ur interested,
lemmeknow
and ill throw a copy ur way.
They sound alot better when blared from a car stereo system
with windows open making old ladies frown
and ignorant ptbo hicks confused with
the fggt music theyve nvr hurrd of.
peave - love

All I Want For Christmas

is something
to control
my ho
(click)

Yay.

Hey everyone.
So I got two jobs now,
one at Global telesales
(the Lufthansa customer service company)
and at Winner's
part-time.
Everyone always thinks I'm a telemarketer now,
but all I'll be doing is reserving flights for people etc.
Solving problems.
Being a TEAM player.
you know the drill.
In either case,
this means work x 100% and
fun - 100%
boooo (collective boo)
so are them breaks.
In either case, hopefully I will,
come September 1st have over
4k in the bank,
so I can return to school.
'cause that would be a bummer...
Anyways,
here's a fun song I've had for a while,
and never mind throwing on.
Fun Punch (Calling In Sick Remix) - Bag Raiders!
dun dun dadadida
einz twei.

Sorry.

Sorry for lack of updates this weekend.
I went to cobourg, to visit some old friends,
get drunk, get high...
the usual.
Anyways, friday nights processions were quite ludicrous.
With a couple of party options,
but no total green light, we were stuck deciding what to do,
until finally something happened, (still not sure what)
and we all rolled out to this prom party
a 2 minute drive from where we were.
Anyways, this place, huge ass long driveway,
but at the gates were a couple of tough lookin'
hicks, with flashlights and a 'list'
.Guestlist to a prom party?.
you better believe it, anyways,
my good friend Massey does some smooth talkin,
gets us all in (apparently he knew someone)
so we all roll.
I am responsible DD for the night,
how lame, whatever, I take the hit for the team,
which I don't mind.
The music is pretty good, some solid hits, mostly enjoyable tunes,
some chips etc.
LOTS of random people.
Actual, of the maybe 75 people there,
i just knew about 8 of them I think...
the people I came with.
Normally an excellent situation to
diverge, explore and meet new people and shite,
but honestly,
being sober and being the "beer fairy" (delivered beers to my boys)
I had an overall good time just wandering around.
Got tired around 2.30 and started driving people homeeee,
played some CoD4 at Matt's house (where I was sleeping)
and went to sleep.
Everyone had a good night,
except Tramp was MIA come morning,
eventually located at the scene of the crime,
and Doyle peaces to Wonderland,
exiting the building with boo's, hollers and general homosexual remarks.
So far so good.
I had a fun night, and so did everyone else,
next night we just all got drunk at Matt's and it was a good time as well.

Anyways,
New mix
DJ crkd - Nouvelle NMC Mix

And, you are listening to a song in the mix,
that I find hilarious and awesome.
Props Ryan.
Hey Mami - Fannypack

werd.

My teachaz tol' me i wuz a foo', yo!

7-11

Went to the 7-11,
on my bike,
took about 30 seconds,
guys were eyeing me,
like i had my zipper down and was stuffing forties in my pant leg.
Assholes,
then it costs me 8.18 to buy a bag of nachoes and some salsa.
What has our world come to?
Don't african people eat nachoes or the equivalent thereof
everyday.
so why does it cost me 1/10 of my current resources,
where in POORER countries,
i can make these FOR FREE.
Sigh.
anyways,
in a completely relatedvideo...

prrrrrrractice

Oh boy,

gotta hand a mixtape and some graff sketchbook stuff
in to Flavour soon.
Here's another mix.
cmnt cmnt cmnt!

Dj crkd - It's too late mix
(ignore the rough spot between The Salmon Dance (Crookers' WoW Remix) and ACDG (LAZRTAG Remix).)
Although, It's too late to apologize!

Gateway

You smoke pot!?
YOULL END UP LIKE THIS!!!
jeeze,
gon make me act a foo' up in hurr, up in hurr.

Kaboom

So about to head downtown,
to see my BFF4EVA<3
or something.
going to check out Flavour, look at way over priced shoes and hats
and probably hit up the second hand stores
and the new headshop in town.
Hellyus.
Too bad I'm poor as shit,
OH!
not only did I get rejected from ICT (they never even called back)
but ALSO Winner's told me to call back next week, see if they need any more people.
That's just great.
Fucking job search.
So lammme.
Atleast my birthday is coming up.
Any suggestions where to party?
I want it grande.
Here's a remix of fancy footwork I didn't know I had,
and I like alot.
Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (Dusty Diamonds Feet of Fury Remix)

aaaaaaand some N.E.R.D., Pharell etc. on credits too..

Music, the good kind, aka free

So,
Nine Inch Nails,
as well as Radiohead, and Coldplay,
to name a few,
of the bands who are releasing singles,
full length cd's or even mixtapes to the tits (like Lil'Wayne)
for free, (or pay what you want) on the internet.
Is this a good direction for music?
Do you think the music industry will thrive of the advertising aspect that they now rely upon.
If the music is actually free, how will record companies get money?
Will it be as simple as to download this new cd, you have to watch an advertisement of some sorts?
Maybe you will get credits, of associated companies,
and when you buy enough merch or junk from Nike you get your
new Chromeo album completely free.
Music is already practically free,
for those who choose to share,
now the record companies are realizing something must be done,
as to amend for slipping profits.
Hm,
no matter what the future holds,
I don't mind it right now,
as I'm listening to The Slip for free.
Thanks Trent!
P.S. Now going to link mp3
Cause you can get full album here.

I love you too, dirty, smelly, abusive, drunk, half retarted redneck.

Yo Gang.

Couple things.
First off, who else hates dirty jock rednecks yelling from their lowered pickups?
They are awesome.
Yah, me too.
Or purple minivans.
We call you FAGS where I come from.

"hell y'all, watch me yell at these pair of hipsters cause they have tight pants

And I'm so dumb I automatically assume that means emo. FUKING EMO FGGTS FCK OFF"

*yawns*
You hear that shit everyday in ptbo,

thanks for looking at me bro, and checking me out, sorry you can't have met though,

you're going to have to deal with the absurd amount of other jockredneckbros you've got crammed in that tiny cab of your shitty beat up pickup.

Honestly...
Anyways,
on a side note, have to thank my friend for introducing Muscles to me,
hilarious, fun and dancey.
Great shit. check it outzzzz

Muscles - Sweaty

On a side note, formal is coming up, and I'm thinking of being very original (for once)
and stealing Parkers idea!
Who woulda thunk.
Anyways,
yello skinnies, black shirt, yello tie and white blazer.
Black dress shoes, duh.
Uh huh or what!

oh, and I know atleast a COUPLE PEOPLE READ SO COMMENT.
suckaz.

Downloading like 5 movies right now,
all 2007 highest rated shoutouts to metacritic!
Also, talked to the man with teh skillz
and my own website coming soon.!
I'm thinking
this as the back ground.

But on repeat and stuff.
and not so long.
You know.

:)
Thanks, see you all next time.

Just one more...

So,
Here beith another point to proveth,
or atleast backeth,
mine,
and that of mine friendseth
choice.

Why Humans Are Not Meant To Eat Meat.

Obama ftw!

LOL

commmmeeeeeeee

Oh so sweet vulgar Electrojam goodness
*drools*
<3

Click and Find out for yourself!

Criss Fake, say what?

Okay,
so had a conversation with a girl,
and she used to love Criss Angel.
Okay,
A) how can you believe ANYTHING you see on TV (except discovery channel of course, that shit is bomb)
B) how can you you believe MAGIC on tv, where there is a phrase "TV MAGIC"
C) this guy thinks he's jesus, what gives.
D) The whole, I perform stage tricks gimmick is a millenia old, get some new tricks.
E) court jesters were ALWAYS the ones beheaded first, why is this guy still alive?
F) look at him.
G) LOOK AT HIM
H) every red neck hick that believes Australia's water draining the opposite way is black magic love this fucking guy...that says alot.
I)HE KISSED PARIS HILTON EWWTFOMGZ
J)do you really believe heavy metal goths can fly?
K)he is also a really good actor...coincidence?
L)he pays his audience, ho hum.
M)LOOK AT HIM
N)video editing to perform tricks...MAGIC, grade 9 commtech MAGIC
O)he just does the same tricks, but on tv, and gets paid for it. lots and lots and lots of money.
P) he admits he's a fake. yet people still love him. for fucks sake people.
Q) kay, i was gonna go to Z but i ran out of ideas.
YOU GET THE PICTURE.

hey-o

So I kinda like this new one.
I used tracks, except for one,
I've never used before, and it made it more interesting.
I can't get away from Oh! though.
oh well,
COMMENT PLEASE.
tell me what you think, what'd be better, what was cool, what was shit.
Thanks =)

DJ crkd - Remixmix


Oh, I'm working on a mediaplayer, so you can listen to the song in this window,
but i suck with html.
soon, my children, soon.

Bow chika

Just reveling in my genius,
it's hard to ignore, really.
I just managed to sort all my music into "mixable" "good but no mix" and "delete"
with one simple click! (per song)
I don't know why I'm making such a big deal out of it,
first of all, I'm pretty sure they teach you this in WMP tutorial,
and I've already bragged to my GF about it, and now my loyal readers
reader.
Anyways, I've been remix hunting for the last couple days,
and with over 100 new entries, my playlist is growing to an acceptable level.
Starting to get some rarities and odds and ends that fit well.
Anyways, I'm bored with my first job interview tomorrow.
At GlobalTeleSales. It's a company that receives calls for customer service on all Lufthansa flights.
For 11$ full time, I can't really complain.
If not there then ICT.
Same thing but for cell phones.
Sigh.
The end is far.
Kylie - Can't Get You Out of My Head (Greg Kurstin Remix)
seems appropriate.

Stressin'

Old news,
blah blah,
here it is,
another stella performance
by the one and only Justice.
Damn...can they fuck up?
nope.

aggggggain

Decided that I didn't like that last mix so much,
so here's a new one,
about half as long,
but still sweet.
Better, I think.
Anyways, let me know, kay?

DJ crkd - Rework

Newwwww

Relistening to this mix gives me mixed feelings.
Let me know what you think,
rock it on your ipods.
you know.
Anyways, Its 41 mins long, with 22 tracks,
so most clips are pretty short.
Maybe the wrong ones.
Either way a pretty average ensemble,
but the tracks are epic.
Some personal fav's in there.
Also, some of them sounded like shit (thanks a lot downloads)
but yea!
comment comment comment!

DJ crkd - May Mix

Starting over

Soooo.

I decided it was a good idea to reformat my computer

and you know what, for all the pain in the ass installations and other bullshit that is required,

I think it's worth it.

There's nothing like starting over, being able to fix mistakes you made the first time, and generally having a cleaner style of computing.

Any ways, typing this up on my fancy new "Windows Live Writer" which is actually a desktop program which I can use to edit my blog, update etc. It's pretty nifty.

Also sorry about lack of updates, I just moved back in with my parents, and am getting used to things (getting bitched at) here again,

so things should start being normal again.

Also I think I'm going to start work at ITC (I think)

It's a call centre.

Oh boy.

Seriously though, for 12$ an hour, it can't be that bad, right?

Hopefully it will make this summer worthwhile,

cause having a significant other on the other side of the continent is not a fun situation. In fact, I miss her a lot.

Oh, and I have another mix on the way, trying real hard on this one, so should be a goody.

Thanks for reading.

(new mix on the way)