Riots, flaming cop cars and a won hockey game,
oh Montreal why art thou so violent?
Apparently downtown Montreal burns with the stench of flaming rubber
and smoldering red and blue.
I hear we won the hockey game by the moltov's and gasoline canisters being topped up.
People are a tad bit dedicated here,
we like to show our support by creating burned out husks of cars and
leaving those who "protect and serve"
to run after them hardened criminals instead of actually driving after them.
I'm sure had I been present, participation would be mandatory.
Thanks sex, you save my life.